At Finnegan’s, we take fun seriously.
This is an actual letter to one of our vendors:
we just got a load of fun stuff from you. thank you.
however, we are disappointed in the fart whistle.
one was returned from a customer. it wouldn't whistle at all. so we tried out some others. they whistle, but in no way did they sound like a fart.
we think our buyers will be disappointed, so we pulled them off the sales floor. would it possible to get credit toward our next order?
We try new things often, but we don’t always get to test them ourselves. If you buy something that sucks, we’d like to know about it.
Think of it as our No Turds Policy.